what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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