he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
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Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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