If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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