I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
