i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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