she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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