You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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