wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Randomize
