Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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