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  • I like to picture Jesus as a figure skater. He wears like a white outfit, and He does interpretive ice dances of my life's journey.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:53pm
  • Sorry, 11:28, I'm a fellow Christian (but Episcopalian) and even I know there has never been concrete proof that one person named Jesus claimed to be the son of God and existed in a reasonable time period. Faith is not belief due to such lack of evidence.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:50am
  • now w.w.j.t (what would Jesus think)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 5:16pm
  • I'm atheist.. but this made me laugh :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:48pm
  • well, imaginary friends don't spill their shots on themselves... the shots just pretty much spill to the floor. but you get the idea.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:24am
  • Lol @ 10:13. Totally have the Klondike jingle stuck in my head. Now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:16am
  • KEVIN BACON IS GOOD TO ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:45am
  • 9:24, i'm not religous myself, but unless people are thumping their bibles at you why do you feel the need to thump your disbelief at them?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:27am
  • I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagles wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:58pm
  • Jesus is drinking your booze when he can make his own!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 10:26am
  • ......it's called faith. faith means believing in something because you believe in it. If you need it to be proved, you don't have faith. Intelligence can't be measured, so is there no such thing as intelligence?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 10:12pm
  • BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:23am
  • 9:24, whether or not you believe Jesus is the son of God, he existed, just like Muhammad and Buddha existed. So calling him "imaginary" is just putting your own ignorance on display. I know you just wanted a chance to use the super-cute joke you've heard applied to God before, but it doesn't work the same way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:28am
  • Um... He's probably taking shots right now saying "you kids are driving me crazy!" referring to the entire world of crazies (aka:terrorists and criminals)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 9:35am
  • whether he existed historically or not, the son of god would totally take a shot with us also, ben franklin. what a badass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:04am
  • 9:24 AHAHAHA THAT'S SO WITTY I'VE NEVER EVER EVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:26am
  • it is times like these that we must ask ourselves...what would jesus do for a klondike bar?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 10:13pm
  • BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:38am
  • Imaginary friends can't do shots

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:24am
  • So true......………….……...............

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:58am
  • Obv he would. He's a cool dude. I know firsthand through my biblical studies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:22am
  • 9:42. is right. imaginary friends spill their shots all over themselves.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 10:21am
  • too bad the council of nicea wouldn't allow any of the stories about teenage jesus in the bible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:50am
  • Watch your girlfriends around Ben Franklin, 10:04.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:25pm
  • YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF DICKS. JESUS ROCKS SO STFU AND BOW DOWN TO HIM TRICKKS. "omg look at me im so cool i dnt beleive in jesus and im calling him imaginary hahahha" STFU ATHIEST AND EAT DOG CRAP TRICK. VIVA LA JESUS!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:10pm
  • Agnostic means you believe there is a God but you have not found one. It does not mean you are unsure about God. Look it up and take off cap lock

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 7:55pm
  • Lots of crazy Christians in here. This is a funny text, so I really don't need to start anything else, but I'd love to know what you all think proves Jesus existed beyond the Bible. You can say Roman records, but Rome doesn't have records of one man named Jesus - there were many self-proclaimed miracle healers and whatnot at the time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:30am
  • KEVIN BACON IS GOOD TO ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 5:24pm
  • is it funny how that works, 11:50? jesus is the ONLY one they never proved to exist, yet, he's the most popular. i don't get it. but i still enjoy the mythology of jesus. and this text!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:14pm
  • Jesus might have been real bud God is made up. If you can take a nail, you can take a joke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:51pm
  • USC 34 - Notre Dame 27

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:22pm
  • 9:24; HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH! wow I think I just pissed myself. atheist = <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:49pm
  • I believe in Jesus and I'm agnostic. But to the text, I bet he would too. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:17pm
  • LMAO! What a great quote? Who wouldn't take a shot with teenage jesus, cuz you know he would take one with you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:52am
  • not only is bacon good for you, it tastes good too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:24am
  • 1:17 AGNOSTIC MEANS YOUR NOT SURE ABOUT RELIGION DUMBASS.SO HOW CAN YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS IF YOUR NOT SURE ABOUT JESUS RETARD.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 5:34pm
  • 11:50, how can you call yourself a Christian and deny him at the same time? Please, enlighten me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:08pm
  • BLASPHEMY. Ur going to hell u motherfucker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:51am
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