Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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