You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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