i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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