this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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