I like curved dicks. They hit my walls instead of my cervix...well sometimes when my bf is excited, he hits my cervix, but I'll pay that price for his big CURVED dick. Now I'm excited to see him! ^_^
Haha i have bent dick, down not left. In anticipation of this situation I've made sure to develop legendary tongue skills. always gotta have your backup plan in case the bitch is a shallow whore...
okay, its so funny you say this because i feel the exact same way hahaha my ex boyfriend and i just broke up and now hes with my best friend. and neither of them have apologized or said anything at all. AND he as a bent penis cause he fractured it. so cool, i feel your pain. hahah
i feel like i know the bitch that said this too.
too many sluts in the 919 area code apparently.
if it is, "ewika" needs to stay the fuck away from other people's boyfriends.
919, lol... this is probably about a guy named Bones or Lee or Brian or whatever he calls himself now, because yeah, that shit is gross. Not to mention the hair growing all over about 80% of it.
214 when I think boomerang I was thinking curved up not side to side. Kinda like a bow. SO I would be right in that if her g-spot is where most girls are then it would be direct stimulation...
12:15 That is so not true I am not circumcised, but mu penis is bent to the left. It still does the job. The OP is a shallow whore, and you are an idiot.
I agree with the ones who have written you need to work with the shape you have. But it sounds like this guy with a big curvy dick doesn't give a shit about you, so my advice would be to stuff Christmas cookies in that hot little pussy of yours and look for new dick on new years
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