nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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