shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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