Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
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