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  Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?

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• Stolen from Angel.

  Submitted by Anonynnous on Nov 10, 11 at 10:29am

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  • Damn, you beat me to it.

    Submitted by ctk0419 on Nov 10, 11 at 10:52am

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• your all wrong...nobody wins because in the fight the hull is breached and all the cavemen die from the vacuum of space...which results in there being no cavemen and thus no ancestors for the astronauts to be descended from and they cease to exist...tragic

  Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 10, 11 at 5:29pm

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• Normally I'd say astronauts, but what if you gave the cavemen modern day weapons and the astronauts sticks?

  Submitted by Andr913 on Nov 10, 11 at 11:36am

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  • They'd bang them on the ground like clubs and complain about Geico

    Submitted by Eventually on Nov 10, 11 at 4:57pm

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• Cavemen. Sorry, but the fighting techniques of today's military may be more advanced than caveman techniques, but come on, cavemen have the drive and instincts of an animal with all the physical capabilities of regular humans. We may still have the instincts today, but we are less in touch with them. Caveman wins.

  Submitted by devil_pup on Nov 11, 11 at 12:42am

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• @ nunubeest Very Nice! A for originality. I fear I am far to entertained by this post.

  Submitted by CrazyRunner on Nov 10, 11 at 5:54pm

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• Yes, stolen from Angel, but a timeless question none the less. Depends how many astronauts are killed in the first ambush.

  Submitted by CrazyRunner on Nov 10, 11 at 12:09pm

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• That's not even fair. Unless we're talking about x-files cavemen who are given alien intelligence.

  Submitted by shanie on Nov 10, 11 at 3:44pm

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• Astronauts. Come on, combat trained military geniuses? No contest.

  Submitted by BeccaMae on Nov 10, 11 at 11:15am

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• Astronauts. In a landslide.

  Submitted by TotemFart on Nov 10, 11 at 11:09am

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• If they were both unarmed? Cavemen for sure. Not all astronauts are combat trained military personal.

  Submitted by xDFTx on Mar 23, 12 at 8:50pm

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• Cavemen. No competition.

  Submitted by tbirdy on Feb 1, 12 at 4:24pm

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• See, both sides approach it differently. Cavemen are out to kill, astronauts are explorers and try reason, so the first killing is an astronaut(s) after that, unless the astronauts are significantly outnumbered, after that it's game over for the cavemen, military training, deceit, reason and all.

  Submitted by CrazyRunner on Nov 10, 11 at 5:14pm

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• If cavemen die the astronauts won't ever be born, and cavemen are more viscous. Cavemen every time

  Submitted by midwaystate on Mar 3, 12 at 4:04pm

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• Astronaut cavemen vs. Retarded Vikings

  Submitted by grandmasboy on Nov 15, 11 at 8:41pm

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