My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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