There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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