There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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