The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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