I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
we made out on top of his cat.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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