I wouldn't punch the baby I'd turn around and tell the woman if she did it one more fucking time her precious spawn would be up her anus faster than a speeding bullet.
Aggressive conversation usually makes idiots stop doing their idiotic shit. :D
i would set the baby gently on the table, throw the carriage at the mom, then proceed to kick her while she's on the floor, get my caramel frap, then get the fuck out.
I hate people with strollers..... they use them to push you off sidewalks, to run over your feet, to continuously hit you with them, someone has to teach them a lesson.
i know exactly which starbucks that is because that same bitch hit my chair and my bag fell of the table when she did and knocked all my shit out and broke my god damn phone.
i live in park slope, bklyn.
we call them the mafia...the mothers with the double wides that will run you over without a second glance.
i wanna punch them and their babies.
4:33...Shut up. There are like four hundred billion fucking Starbucks, and the clientel is all the same arrogant yuppie fucks. The odds of that ONE being the one you go to is zero. Idiot.
I say that to people all the time hahaha well usually I say I'm so mad I could punch a baby. needless to say, people stare. i get my point across. :] look a tiger!!! ok. bye.
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