who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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