I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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