their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
