i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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