Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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