I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize