If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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