Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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