There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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