she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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