he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
It's never too late to be topless.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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