um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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