this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
handjob tips. give me some.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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