oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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