idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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