BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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