So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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