I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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