you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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