Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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