marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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