piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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