take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Randomize