Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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