I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Can't talk, ducks in the car
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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