he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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