the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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