You're so nebulous sometimes
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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