She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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