Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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