Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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